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Top 30+ Survival Pro Tips to Outsmart your Enemies and the Police

After a decently bad bicycle crash a couple of years ago, a man, I call him Jass, was told by a doctor that it was important that he take at minimum the next 3-4 days off to monitor his concussion symptoms. Due to the strictness of his boss, he told the doctor that he was wary of his boss allowing this and he wouldn’t likely let it work out.

As a professional, the Doctor said “Your boss sounds like a total jerk” to which he agreed, and he promptly wrote and handed him a note to give to his boss which read that he was “under his care and that it was imperative that he miss the next 7-10 days of work to monitor a serious potential brain injury.

Good news? Yeah, for Jass, but there was a backfire. I will tell you later on as it will blow your mind.

 

Top 30 Survival Pro Tips to Float in the World

 

#1

Be a Smart Employee

If your boss compliments your work, don’t just get blushed/bullish, just say, “I just did what I thought you would do. This is your best way to get a raise or promotion in two weeks’ time.

 

#2.

Career & Job

Starting a career or let’s say, preparing for an interview is not just all about lying or fine-tuning your “resume” by entering “automated job application keywords from Google search engine”. It is more than that.

What if you go native in order to see what you might expect at the end of the day? What can you do? This is it.

When going for an interview make your 2 or 3 friends to sign up for an interview as well and tell them to give the stupidest interview ever.

This would-be stupid task could be your deal breaker to mastering the environments you would expect in your interview. Hope that helps.

 

#3.

Vacation & Medical Report

Tired or want some time off your job? Can you get a medical report for it? I mean, a certificate to confirm your health status? If yes, then I’ve got a piece of good news for you.

When you go to the doctor for your medical report you can triple the duration of your certificate by telling the doctor that you’re having diarrhea. Will it work? Come on, have faith and don’t be a jerk because it works like charm only if you are not a dumbass to say it’s “headache”. 😉

What if? I mean the consequence. 😯 Hear me out.

After a decently bad bicycle crash a couple of years ago, a man, I call him Jass, was told by a doctor that it was important that he take at minimum the next 3-4 days off to monitor his concussion symptoms. Due to the strictness of his boss, he told the doctor that he was wary of his boss allowing this and he wouldn’t likely let it work out.

As a professional, the Doctor said “Your boss sounds like a total jerk” to which he agreed, and he promptly wrote and handed him a note to give to his boss which read that he was “under his care and that it was imperative that he miss the next 7-10 days of work to monitor a serious potential brain injury.

Good news? Yeah, for Jass, but was with a benefit.

When his boss got the medical report, he said, “Oh shit Jass’s retarded. I better find a replacement quick”.

What? You better find a replacement quick? Immediately Jass got the feedback of his boss, he quickly was made whole without medical attention. After all, who wants to lose his job?

So before you go on an unworthy sabbatical, it should be worth it, right? Like real diarrhea. 🙄 *Bullseyes*.

 

#4.

Having your way

Having trouble getting out of a crowded bus or train? Hold your mouth and make gagging sounds or as if you want to vomit. People will soon move out of the way. Yeppi.

 

#5.

Free parking lot

Do you want a free parking space near your university’s campus? If yes, this is what you want to do. Find an older person who lives near campus and doesn’t drive & befriend them. That way, you are completely a nerd; have your way dude.

 

A testimony to boost this Survival Pro Tactic.

“My freshman year of college I lived over 4 miles from campus and had to walk on the edge of a busy highway. It took me nearly 2 hours some days. One day when I was walking home, I heard a voice yelling for help: it was an older lady who had slipped on her porch steps and couldn’t get up. I ran across the street and helped her up, and we became friends.

About once a week, usually on Fridays, I go over to her house and spend time with her. She will cook me an amazing dinner, and sometimes I will help her mow the lawn or clean the house. In exchange, I get to park my car in her driveway across the street from campus.

9/10 times when I come back after classes, she has left me some cookies or brownies on my seat. It’s like having a college grandma and I love it” – TLR.

You see? This won’t just work for college students. If you are a banker or in daring need for a parking lot, you can copy and paste the formula cause it works like corruption in some parts of the world, you know them.  

Radical Survival Pro Tips

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Zero Minutes in Traffic

You will learn how to how not to spend a single minute again in traffic, do the police? Learn their tactics.

Win Online Arguments

You will learn how to Champion & Win Online Arguments: go man, it’s your birthday.

Be a Savage

Learn how to be a savage and win an instant date in a restaurant.

Outsmart a Boss

Get how to outsmart a boss that uses sex advance to manipulate you to do things.

Get Free Meals

You will learn how to get free meals as a new bachelor or wanting to leave your parents to be on your own.

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See how use expired discount codes even after a Black Friday, Christmas or whatever period it is.